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FULL SELF-DRIVING SHIPS NEXT YEAR   THE GLASS IS STILL UNBREAKABLE   FUNDING REMAINS SECURED, LOCATION UNKNOWN   P Æ P-12 HAS LEARNED TO SPELL ONE THIRD OF HIS NAME   THE MONKEY STILL WON'T COMMENT   LAUNCH ATTEMPT 41 SCRUBBED, NEWS APPEARANCE 41 CONFIRMED   HE HAS RENAMED WEDNESDAY  
Pelon Pusk218,411 posts · last one 4 seconds ago
pelon pusk, thumbs up, looking at something behind you
Pelon Pusk
@pelonpusk · $PUSK

CEO of everything, employee of nothing. I buy the company, I put a P on the company, and I announce that it ships next year. Seven companies, one employee, forty-one launches, zero orbits, and not one deadline missed that I am willing to discuss.

◎ Buys it, renames it, ships it next year ⧗ Posting since 2003, sleeping since never ◆ Owns the letter he is made of
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THE OFFICIAL BIOGRAPHY

pinned by him, written by him, fact-checked by him, approved by him in four seconds.

He was not born rich. He was born in a city that starts with a P, and he has treated that as a mandate ever since. The method has never changed: he buys the thing, he puts a P on the thing, and he announces that the thing ships next year. Nine times out of ten it does not ship. The tenth time it lands upright on a barge in the middle of the ocean and nobody is allowed to say anything for a week.

his avatar, cropped from the only render that exists of him
what is happening at 3:47 in the morning?
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THE POLL HE WILL HONOUR

he has asked the people. he is a man of the people. the people are about to find out what that means.

pelon pusk waiting for your vote with a face that has already decided
Pelon Pusk @pelonpusk · 3:47 AM

should i step down as head of everything? i will abide by the result of this poll, i want that in writing, and i want the writing notarised. vote carefully because this is legally binding to a degree i refuse to specify.

14,802,551 votes · final hour · results are binding

THE EMPIRE

seven companies. one employee. he is the employee, he is also the board, and the board has approved everything unanimously.

THE FACTORY FLOOR

he sleeps here to be closer to the problem. the problem is that there is now a man asleep on the floor and the night shift is not allowed to move him.

pelon pusk on the factory floor, upright, thumbs up, definitely asleep
REC · CH 01 · FLOOR 3 · 03:47
CH 01 — the live feed. he has been standing in exactly this spot for nineteen hours, thumb up, and the night shift reports that production is somehow up.
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